If I don't win the lotto...

Kinja'd!!! "Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
01/13/2016 at 20:37 • Filed to: lottolopnik

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...I hope the winner is one of you. I’ll feel better knowing that whatever ridiculous automotive purchase is made, those cars will be enjoyed.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 20:40

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Wow! Every Gumpert Apollo ever made in one photo!

Dammit, I just realized I forgot to include one in my post...


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 20:42

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A-Are Accord Coupe jokes still funny?


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 20:47

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I would buy a Noble M600 the moment I got the money. Then in the next moment, a Mercedes C63 AMG Wagon.


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 21:05

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Just to be weird, I’d set up a part-time residence in Canada to get a 10 year head-start...

...if you know what I mean...


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 21:35

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After hiring a very good driving instructor, of course. I’m a decent driver, but those cars would kill me dead in short order without some serious track instruction.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 21:53

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My first order of business would be to import a Quattroporte IV. I know they’re not 25 years old yet, but I feel like for $1.5 billion, I’d be able to legally get one into the country somehow.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tom McParland
01/13/2016 at 22:58

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Dat Zonda, unffff, hhhrrrnnnnnnggggg


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Jagvar
01/13/2016 at 22:59

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